Billionaires behaving badly doesn’t normally end in a cage match, but when it comes to Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk, it could.
Long story short, Elon is mad that Zuck is trying to create a Twitter competitor, Elon challenged Zuck to a cage match, Zuck said “BET!” and asked where to pull up.
So this morning I told my coworkers Jeff Matthews and Tiffany Hill we are going to book a Celebrity Cage Match for F&M Bank Arena. Here were our results:
Tiffany: Will Smith vs. Mark Wahlberg (Chris Rock in Mark’s corner)
Jeff: Henry Cavill vs. Tom Cruise
Kyle: Prince Henry vs. Brock Lesnar
After we had a good laugh at that, we came to the conclusion that we needed a really great, local match to help sell tickets and make it a sell out. So who better than the man, the myth, the LEGEND himself, Lee Erwin.
Lee Erwin vs. A Real Life Bobcat
I know what you’re thinking, that bobcat doesn’t stand a chance. And you’re right. Lee would subdue that bobcat not with a knockout punch or submission, but with his loveable nature. You know he’s gonna domesticate that thing within a round. I’m talkin bottle fed and everything. Which would be pretty awesome, because Q108 could use a fuzzy mascot.
Eat your heart out, Dana White.